Welcome to my completely shit blog that I don't really know how to use. I cry a lot for lots of different reasons. I ship Destiel. (and a million other things) Click on about me to see more about me yay
"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan
Favorite what? Demon?!
Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.
18th century Lilo and Stitch
so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I
what the fuck
sexy parrot girls yeah ok
oh look the demon has little babies
HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.
That hat vs. stole one is KILLING me. I need it framed and hung.
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
"You have to find the right distance between people. Too close, and they overwhelm you, too far and they abandon you."
— Hanif Kureishi (via un-exotic)
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
like literal tears.
Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration
but not this time
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
— Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
in case you didnt know
- girls can be polite without being flirty
- dont mistake politeness for being into you
- girls can be nice without wanting the d
- ya feel
when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna spit:
i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.